Joke : Universal Grade Change Form,is this worthy of a star ?

To: (professor/teacher/instructor)__________?br>


From:_____________________



I think my grade in your course,_________________, should be changed from___to___for the following reasons:



1. ____The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

2. ____The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

3. ____This course will lower my GPA and I won't get into:



__Med School __Dental School __Chiropractic School

__Acupuncture school __Grad School __Mickey Mouse Club



4. ____I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ___________.

5. ____I'll lose my scholarship.

6. ____I'm on a varsity sports team and my coach couldn't find a copy of your exam.

7. ____I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

8. ____I studied the basic principles but the exam wanted every little fact.

9. ____I studied the facts and definitions but the exam asked about general principles.

10. ____I understood the material; I just couldn't do the problems.

11. ____I can work the problems, but your exam expected understanding.

12. ____You are prejudiced against:



__Males __Females __Protestants __Chicanos

__Jews __Catholics __Muslims __People

__Blacks __Whites __Minorities __Jocks

__Students __Young people __Old people



13. ____If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

14. ____I was unable to do well in this course because of the following:



__mono __acute alcoholism __drug addiction

__VD __broken finger __pregnancy __fatherhood

__I have allergic reaction to brain work __I am intellectually challenged.



15. ____You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

16. ____I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

17. ____The lectures were:

* __too detailed to pick out important points

* __not explained in sufficient detail

* __too boring

* __all jokes and no material

* __too serious--not enough entertainment to keep me awake.

18. ____All my other profs have agreed to raise my grades.

19. ____I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

20. ____This course was:

* __too early, I was not awake.

* __too late, I was tired.

* __at lunchtime, I was hungry.

21. ____My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, term paper) for this course.Joke : Universal Grade Change Form,is this worthy of a star ?
good one,i am surprised most people didnt get itJoke : Universal Grade Change Form,is this worthy of a star ?
Well that's kinda funny. I don't really get it though. What are you even talking about?
Too long.
Funny! Love it. I have to get an A to balance the F, besides this class was too early and all the other...very good.
haha, it is cool