How can i change my grade on my repoprt card before my parents sees it?

yes i know they will find out eventually but i dont want to die yet so if anyone has any useful ways to change my grades tell me and dont bother to answer if ur gonna give me a lesson on ';ur parents are gonna find out anyway'; or ';just admit it';How can i change my grade on my repoprt card before my parents sees it?
im gonna say it any way tell them!!! but if you really want to get a pen and take your reprt card out of the sleeve CAREFULLLY not to rip the envelope, add lines to 60s to make them look like 80s, slip the report ard back in the sleeve and tape it, but TELL THEMHow can i change my grade on my repoprt card before my parents sees it?
well try to erase it or write over it
just say it like it is, but this dosnt mean you can make it go on your side aswell
If you lie about it, then you are going to break any trust that they had for you. Trust takes along time to get back. It's better to get it over with now, because if you hide it they are going to be on your case twice as bad as they normally would have been. Just suck it up and take it. They can make your life h*** if you lie.
this is really simple. first, you get a black mask, and a gun. second, you wait until the end of the day, and kidnap your teacher. you threaten him/her to give you an A. problem solved.



seriously though, there is no good way. granted, if i wanted to, and my report card was given to me, and not mailed to my parents, depending on the size, you could scan it, photoshop it, print it and wallah.



but really, there is no good way, not many work well, and you will eventually be found out.
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You don't need to change anything on the report card. Just follow these simple steps:



1. Find ANYTHING in your house that has the signature of either one of your parent(s) on it. If you can't, walk up to them and tell them some BS story about how you've been studying how to read the fortunes of people by their signature, and you want to try it on them. Have them sign the blank piece of paper, make up some story about how they'll come across some money sometime in the near future, and bring the item with the signature into a private area.



2. When you get your report card, locate the line where your parent or legal guardian would have to sign it.



3. Take a lead pencil, and the piece of paper with the signature on it. Rub the pencil BEHIND the signature on the other side of the paper. Make sure you cover enough area to get the whole signature.



4. Place the signed paper with the pencil mark on it (pencil mark side down) over the line on the report card. Make sure the signature lines up with the line underneath it.



5. Use the pencil and trace the signature. The lead underneath it will stick to the report card.



6. Lift the paper, and *surprise*, there's your parent's signature on your report card without them seeing your awful grades. For best results, trace a pen over the fake signature, let the ink dry, then use a pencil and CAREFULLY erase the pencil marks if they are visible.



Granted, you will get caught eventually, but this will buy you some time until then.
do some work for your teacher clean their house mow their lawn works for me i am a student